Is your child shuffling sadly around the house because school’s started again? Well, why not show them you care by buying them a Minecraft book? Like, say, one I co-wrote?

(Eh, I’ve written worse pitches.)

Now through September 9th, you can get The Visual Guide to Minecraft for 35 percent off! It’s 50 percent off if you buy two. Oh, and did I forget to mention there’s free shipping? THERE IS FREE SHIPPING!

Use code “LD2015” to save.

Do it for the kids. Or for yourself. What do I care?