Except me. So, while I don’t normally link to sketchy rumors (as MacRumors deems this one), I’m linking to this one because I hope it’s true.

Apple is reportedly planning to expand its 2015 iPhone lineup to include a new 4-inch model, according to Asian sources [Google Translate] cited by G for Games.

I’ve seen a lot of commentary from people reflecting on how much they like their iPhones 6 and 6 Plus after a couple of months of use. I do like my iPhone 6, but more for the added features and fit and finish than for the screen size. If I can get a 4-inch phone with a new feature set next year, that’s what I’ll do. I don’t find Reachability an acceptable solution to not being able to reach the upper right corner of the phone and I want my life back is what I’m saying.