» Jury orders Samsung to pay Apple $290 million

The Verge’s Bryan Bishop:

$290 million is a significant drop from the more than $450 million that Koh cut, but it’s clearly not the kind of number Samsung was looking for. Apple had been asking for $380 million out of the damages retrial, while Samsung was targeting a mere $52 million.

Alas, we no longer have Dan Lyons to tell us what it all means so you’ll just have to figure it out on your own. Sorry. So sorry.