If you know anything about me, well, I’m very, very sorry. But it’s incorrect to say I don’t care about these Steve Jobs biopics. I loathe the idea of them. They’re all going to be fictionalized in some way and, because of that, I just don’t care. So I was doing my level-headed best to ignore Steve Jobs and it wasn’t easy because “SORKIN, SORKIN, SORRRRRRKIIIIIN!”

Now, Brian Michael Bendis — writer of the amazing Alias — has written that it’s the “best screenplay i’ve read in years”. Of course, if he was asked to work on it, that’s what he’s going to say. What else are you going to say?

But, still…