Sean Hollister for the Verge:

Google will ship two versions of the Pixel, one with Wi-Fi only and one with Verizon LTE: the Wi-Fi model will come with 32GB of storage, and is on sale today for $1,299. It will ship next week. The LTE model will have 64GB of storage for $1,449.

A Chrome device that starts at $1300. But it’s $1500 if you want a persistent Internet connection and, well, it’s Chrome, so, you might want a persistent Internet connection. So, let’s say $1500.

Did I have a stroke?

Again?