It’s more than a week since we all got our iPhone 5s and I just want to make sure we’re all on the same page here.

First of all, we’re agreed that Steve Jobs never would have shipped anything so flawed as iOS 6 (except for all the flawed things that he did ship). Second, because Apple hasn’t shipped a startling new product in the year since Steve Jobs stepped down as CEO, innovation is clearly dead at Apple and all they’ll ever do is ship incremental upgrades from here on out unless Tim Cook is fired. And, finally, smartphones that scratch or show signs of wear are unacceptable and should probably be recalled.

Did I miss anything?