Citrix survey confirms that Americans is dumb (via Buffoonery):

For example, 51 percent of respondents, including a majority of Millennials, believe stormy weather can interfere with cloud computing.

Uh, duh, people. More clouds means better connectivity. You get more bars on a rainy day. Dur. Everyone knows that.

Phew.

Well, anyway, we had a good run as a country.