“Everyone wants to know, will Microsoft kill the iPad? And will Apple dominate forever? And actually, we don’t really want that. First of all, it never really happens. … And second of all, we want the competition, we want the choice, we want the new ideas. Anytime that someone like Microsoft can put the pressure on Apple to create better ideas, newer designs, they should.”

Agreed. Not that I think a kickstand is going to appear on the next iPad.

Oh, god, I hope not. It isn’t, is it? Oh, god.