Forget kids making thousand dollar in-app purchases, forget the ebooks antitrust suit. Above The Law’s Joe Patrice brings us the best Apple lawsuit of the year, possibly of all time. A quote from the complaint:

UNFAIR COMPETITION AND INTERFERENCE OF THE MARITAL CONTRACT: The Plaintiff became totally out of synch in his romantic relationship with his wife, which was a consequence of his use of his Apple product. The Plaintiff began desiring, younger more beautiful girls featured in porn videos than his wife, who was no longer 21. His failed marriage caused the Plaintiff to experience emotional distress to the point of hospitalization. The Plaintiff could no longer tell the difference between internet pornography and tangible intercourse due to the content he accessed through the Apple products, which failed to provide him with warnings of the dangers of online pornography whatsoever.

His wife… who was no longer 21.

(Via CNet.)