• Anything having to do with a movie about Steve Jobs’ life. I don’t get out to a huge number of movies so they’re going to have to be reviewed pretty damn well first to beat out anything involving an Avenger, a hobbit or flying monkeys.
• Smash and grabs at Apple Stores. It doesn’t affect my life or Apple’s business that much. Now, stealing 3,600 iPad Minis, on the other hand, that might affect supply. Also, it’s just more impressive.
• Surveys of people’s buying intentions. Wake me when someone actually buys stuff.
• Pretty much anything having to do with Steve Wozniak.

More updates to this list as warranted.